chocolate yanking

Jerking off with your own shit as lubricant.

My hand always stinks after chocolate yanking.

by hcky2379 February 10, 2015

On Line Yanking

Masterbating while surfing the web for porn or cybering.

Jane was pissed off at Dick; she caught him as he was on line yanking while chatting with a friend.

by TooSick4U April 26, 2006

Yawking

to converse with another person while yawning, can also be mistaken as the sound of a seal in mating season.

after finishing a 14 hour shift, Tony couldn't stop Yawking his life story to the woman next to him on the bus.

by Dusty Plankton September 15, 2011

yawning in technicolor

The act of vomiting, hurling, barfing, losing lunch, tossing cookies, ralfing, throwing up, yacking, retching, spewing, blowing chunks, and/or other forms of physical illness.

Steve downed a 1/2 gallon of vodka in less than an hour. He was yawning in technicolor all night.

by thoughtstipated June 14, 2008

Crank Yanking

1. Beating off, jerking off, spanking off
2. Hand job

Hoes are pros at crank yanking!

by MOCO & P-Phat June 17, 2007

Yawning Hippo

Another name for a larger than average Vagina, see also wizards sleeve

Christ! i went down on this bird last week and it was like looking straight into the mouth of a yawning hippo

by cheesey February 13, 2004

yawning buffalo

A gaping hairy vagina resembling a Yawning Buffalo. Quite foul in smell, it's very unkempt and vile. Normally found on hippie whores; those of a Free Spirit and willing to fuck you at The Burning Man Festivals and Rainbow Gatherings.

There was this chick we all banged at the our last Rainbow gathering and after all 12 of us had our way with her, her patchuoli smelling yawning buffalo squirted a bowl full of man-porridge.

by Blu Finger April 6, 2008