xander

Xander is funny caring and the most funny person they very person you help is a friend for life I love you :)
xander your the best friend ever :)
by izzybee:) November 21, 2018
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I knew him at one point. He was nice from what I can remember. I've tried to block out that time because I was in love with the person I thought he was. And then things happened and I realized he is just an annoying little asshole. But lately I've been noticing that I might not be totally over what happened. I think I'm ready to move on from what happened, even though I'm not exactly sure what happened except that it hurt, but I want to be friends with him again. He was easy to talk to. I miss our talks. If you see this I'm sorry.
girl: what's up
xander: nth wbu
girl: tired

xander: physically or mentally

girl: can it be both
by hiioooo March 10, 2022
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Xander hates bees
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Xander is a boy who is known to have a big dick and is a really forward and funny person so fun to be around and a great person to have by your side. He is protective of those he loves but not overly so that it is weird
Person 1:he is so funny and protective of me
Person 2:he’s such a Xander
by Cramble November 20, 2018
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Xanders isn't cool enough to start with the letter Z. He likes Shekar fries. He also likes red pandas and LazarBeam (Auzzie Pewdiepie) Xander is best at entering passwords after Thomas sets the monitor up.
Xander is bad at DT and IT
Red Panda
by Thomas-Hummus September 10, 2019
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The most amazing boy ever to exist in the history of mankind. he will be the most athletic,handsome, and have a hot girlfriend. you would wish that you were his friend he is loving,caring, and nice to everyone.
you must be a xander.
by #xander_faz May 07, 2018
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A cool ass dude who is trustworthy and way overprotective. Hes quick to fuck some bitches up if they mess with his friends. Hes into some kinky shit but its all good because he makes the pain feel good ;)
“Dude did you see those marks on that girls ass?”

Yeah dude she must’ve fucked a Xander.”
by Mluv35 June 29, 2018
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