watering the plants

pertaining to much much habitual sex, paralleling the chorelike and promiscuous nature of 'watering' organisms pertinent, but not limited to, the kingdoms plantae, protista, and fungi.

'gee i am so sore from so much action!'
'pshh man i wish i was watering the plants like you'

by jajamoneralover September 26, 2008

watering the soil

When one party, normally male, urinates into his partners anus.

Joe pulled out of Luke and urinated into his butthole as he screamed "IM WATERING THE SOIL"

by GaydanWanks May 11, 2016

pussy watering

when something is extremely attractive or pretty/amazing/beautiful.

Did you see Carla's new shoes?
Absolutely pussy watering.

by lelanastacia January 17, 2022

Martin Luthering

(Also: Martin Luthered) Verb. A sexual position where the woman is held against a door and penetrated vigorously. i.e. Nailing her to the door.

"Dude, I was totally Martin Luthering Jennifer last night."

by R & K December 26, 2007

watering can

A can that is regularly used to water plants used in a way to mix drinks.

Next time I come over, I'll make the world famous watering can shots.
Fill up the watering can so we can partake in some hardcore watercanning

by Matt n DBone September 29, 2010

Intense eye watering

When your eye starts to water very intensely (IT'S NOT THE SAME AS CRYING).

A fly flew into my eye and I got intense eye watering.

by Shamir Snuts June 15, 2021

Watering a tree

To blow marijuana smoke on a tree trunk

dudeee lets go water those trees over there with our new stash. Watering a tree.

by sloth garry May 24, 2009