WTFMI

To be so totally clueless as to not know where you are or where you are going when high on drugs... This can be brief or for some time.

Etymology: Where The Fuq aM I

I waz drivin back 2 ma crib along the usual path afta takin sum of dem mystery pillz, when all of a sudden i experienced a WTFMI moment... I did not kno wat road i waz on or where i waz goin .

by CodegoErgoSum May 15, 2016

WTFY

When someone tells you something that is utterly questionable, WTFY (What The Fuck, WHY) brings the question WHY to a whole new level.

Jack: I told Jill that you like her.
John: WTFY

by TheDoodooDukes May 16, 2011

WTFOMGROFLMAO

Short for "WHATTHEFUCKOHMYGODROLLINGONFTHEFLOORLAUGHINGMYASSOFF". A term used to display astonishment, hilarity, and/or utter 1337ness over someone else.

Bill: "I raped your dog."
Fred: "WTFOMGROFLMAO!"

Charles: "Damnit I missed becuase my aim sucks today"
Andy: "WTFOMGROFLMAO YOU SUCK EVERYDAY!!"

by Ben Dinh September 10, 2005

WTYM

Word To Your Mother
it's like word, but to your mother

by Enii October 6, 2003

WTFM

What The Fudge Muffin???
used as an inside joke between friends or by those who don't wish to offend those around them. A substitute for WTF??

Person one: I just found a pencil I lost 6 months ago! YAY!!!
Person two: WTFM??

by saywhaat? February 17, 2010

WTFM?

what the fuck man?

Person: -drunk talk-
Me: WTFM?

by Corrupted X Edge November 26, 2010

WTFM

Accronym for "What The Fuck Mate", basically the Australian version of WTF (What The Fuck)

Vanessa "Darling i fucked Nathan last night"

Robert "WTFM! You Fucked my dad WTFM!"

by Peter Alexander October 9, 2008