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weaster: *eats for 5th time*
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Weed Waster

A new weed smoker, who is overly anxious to roll a blunt without proper experience.

Blunt rolling is an art. It must be excuted with skill and precision, which can only come from a combination of practice and natural born talent.

If a blunt is too tight, the weed will burn quickly with only a limited amount of smoke being able to pass through.
If a blunt is too loose, it will burn too fast and fall apart. The former and latter both wasting weed.

A perfect blunt allows for a nice, strong hit, without burning too much bud at once, and without falling apart while the puff-puff-pass, takes place.

Weed wasting also applies to improper packing of bowls and slides. Yet again, it can't be too tight or too loose.

Cheap glass pieces also may be called weed wasters.

Helpful hint: If you can't roll, let a buddy help you out and save practicing for home. There's no shame in making sure your weed yields its maximum potential.
"Hey dude I'll go in half with you on a blunt."
"Straight, but I'm rolling."
"Awh man I really wanted to do it. I've gotten better since last time, just let me show you."
"The fuck you will, not with my bud. We don't allow weed wasters in this house."

Damn, Robert is such a weed waster. Don't let him pack that shit next time.
by LightGreen420[AMB] November 5, 2009
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Waster

Someone who takes time to enjoy life, spending a considerable amount of time involved in activities regular people would label a 'waste of time'.
Steve used to be a waster but then he died inside.
by Slycat May 28, 2004
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waster

A person that regularly drinks copious amounts of alcohol and acts rather drunk all the time.
Dave Curtis is such a waster.
by Anonymous December 29, 2002
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air waster

someone who's entire life's work does not amount to one breath of air they waste ie justin bieber
that justin bieber is an air waster, make him and his cunt fans die and burn in hell
by penraptor April 17, 2010
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Life waster

Someone who completely consumes another persons life for years until that other person is old run down and broken with nothing to show for all the years of studying and hard working.
Dick is a real life waster letch, just look at what he did to Betty’s life!
by Hagithaa May 11, 2019
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Time Waster

A person you have arranged to meet to go on a date with. Who has cancelled two times in a row or more, given poor excuses and therefore, has inevitably brought you to the conclusion, that they have no actual intention of meeting you.

A time waster does this due to their own low self-esteem and leads others on because of their own sense of insecurity.

They are not to be hated or even disliked. Just felt pity for, as they are very sad, sad people.

If a person cancels on you two times or more, with poor excuses. Stop contacting them immediately! For a person with these types of emotional issues, does not make an ideal date.

In fact, quite the contrary.
I’ve been messaging this person for two weeks. We’ve arranged to meet twice now and they’ve cancelled. They’re a textbook time waster.
by Shadie Jordie July 29, 2019
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