vom wank

forcing one's self to be sick in order to use the vomit as a lubricant for masturbation.

Ryan had several vom wanks in one day, as a result of this he turned bulimic.

by j1spen August 3, 2011

Guilty Wank

Masturbating to someone or something that you know you shouldn't be.

Jon watched the 1968 Romeo and Juliet and couldn't help but have a guilty wank to Juliet.

by Moriartius August 18, 2010

thank wank

Thank Wank - A form of manual sex (stimulation by the hand) given in a gracious display of respect to someone who has done you a favour or otherwise indebted you.

Antonio: Can you get me a discount on this product with your trade account?
Mac: Sure man!
Antonio: Sweet! I owe you a thank wank!
Mac: Awwww yiss!

Alternatively

Antonio: Mac got me a sweet deal this weekend!
Stevo: Word son! You best get that man a thank wank!
Antionio: Way ahead of ya stevo!
Stevo: Finger lickin good!

by Loose As A Moose July 29, 2014

Charlie Brown wank

The act of having a messy masturbating session whilst taking a dump at the same time. Added to this is the fact that when you come to clean up time and your quite aggrieved by the amount of mess you have made you will usually find yourself utter the phrase "Good Grief"

Last night I had a Charlie Brown wank as I found myself saying Good Grief at the mess I made.

by Your Local Hero February 18, 2008

Thunder-wank

Thunder-wank
To masturbate during a thunderstorm
The game of thuder-wank; masturbation begins on sight of lightning, it ends upon hearing the thunder. Repeat the process until climax, failing to do so means you lose the game.

Joey: "Did you know there's supposed to be a thunderstorm tonight?"
Jacques: "Yeah, I'm gonna play thunder-wank!"

by MoonLander August 2, 2015

Wankdown

When you have nothing better to do on New Years eve, you find a area with a good viewing point of a mass gathering and start masturbating close to the countdown - as they people start shouting 10 , 9 , 8 - you try and time your ejaculation to occur at exactly the end of the countdown as the clock strikes 12 and you hear everyone celebrating below and fireworks going off - and you pretend that it is all for your ejaculation.

10, 9 , 8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1, Hoooaaahh! *fireworks* - Wankdown!!

by Shaun47 January 1, 2010

Wank Delay

Being late for something because you were masturbating

"Hey bro, you're ten minutes late, what happened"

"Wank delay bro, you know how it is"

by RB17 April 23, 2017