re-writing

re-writing- adj/v: the act of being epic and re-defining the history books; acting out of the norm on spontaneous levels; going against the grain; bringing the unimaginable to earth's surface.

Let's go re-writing tonight.

by "BP" January 9, 2009

Mr Brown is waiting in reception

When you really need to take a shit.

"Can you excuse me for five minutes, Mr Brown is waiting in reception".

by Jiminator February 16, 2008

Scratch Writing Camp

a triannual online camp on scratch.mit.edu in which children sign up and then either go inactive for the rest of the month, scream every time they're reminded that people are not online 24/7, threaten to leave camp but then accidentally inspire some hosts and leaders to troll everyone for a few hours, or turn out to be decent people who go on to become hosts and leaders later and face the angry seven year old warrior-cat-roleplayer campers.
note that the campers are VERY ungrateful and the hosts and leaders deserve more credit for the time they spend thank you very much <3

Camper: omg the new daily isn't here and it's midnight UTC! THE HOSTS SUCK!!!!!!!
Host: literally shut up i have a life
Camper: I'M LEAVING SCRATCH WRITING CAMP FOREVER YOU GUYS ARE SO MEAN EVERYONE HATES ME
Host: lmao bye :))

by he died. he's okay now though! March 27, 2022

writing

your mind spewing all over paper; sometimes it'll be pretty and other times downright hideous. It's endlessly satisfying and perilously aggravating. It is leaving a piece of yourself on a scrap of paper, on a stack of it, in the memory of a computer and in the minds of a few or millions of others. It is something that will capture you and niggle in the back of your head for ages. It is brilliant.

she struggled and she rejoiced over what she was writing.

by punifa November 11, 2009

God's waiting room

A word used to describe any town or village with a high percentage of elderly people such as Tampa Florida, Worthing, UK, Eastbourne, UK

Eastbourne? Don't make me move to God's waiting room, i've still got my own teeth you know

by Wixon November 1, 2007

Writing utensil

A pencil you dumb f**k

Pass me that writing utensil

by Mebaychy August 28, 2017

cluster waiting to fuck

A large or obviously sham filled situation that is doomed to failure, but much like the lemmings you can do nothing to stop it. Just hope when you encounter it in the wild that you are a voyeur and not a participant.

Johnny could obviously tell that the lemmings' summer retreat seminar and the Acapulco cliff diving competition was a cluster waiting to fuck and luckily he brought lube and a tripod.

by Stimmy & The Riffler October 8, 2008