Me personally, I wouldn't let that slide

Another way to instigate a fight, mostly to piss the person off, to start conflict

Kid: You smell!
Kid 2: Me personally, i wouldn't let that slide

Me personally, I wouldn't let that slide by zeiktsu November 2, 2022

See ya wouldn't wanna be ya 

See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya:is a sarcastic tone and meant towards someone you either 1) joke around with or 2) that you don't care for

"Hey dude, I am leaving, see ya wouldn't wanna be ya.

See ya wouldn't wanna be ya by Handsome guy March 30, 2009

wouldn't've 

contraction for would not have

i hella wouldn't've expected that thug to be a poet in his spare time.

wouldn't've by bradf0rd December 3, 2004

you wouldn't steal a car

An idiotic PSA comparing pirating a 1 GB movie file and stealing a full blown $50k+ 2 ton vehicle. The phrase was a part of an anti-piracy campaign called "Piracy, It's a Crime" created by Motion Picture Association. The PSA paints piracy as a bad thing even though it helps people living in 3rd world countries, aids developers test out software, and opens artists up to a whole new world of software.

"You wouldn't download a car" is a common variant of the phrase, originally created by Reddit user augreeko on /r/funny.

you wouldn't steal a car
you wouldn’t steal a handbag
you wouldn’t steal a television
you wouldn’t steal a movie

Downloading pirated films is stealing,
stealing is against the law,
PIRACY. IT’S A CRIME.

you wouldn't steal a car by DisgustingWeebs February 19, 2017

Wouldn't give him/her the steam off my piss 

Expresion of just how much you dislike someone. You would not even give them the steam from your piss

"My boss is such a cunt, I wouldn't give him/her the steam off my piss."

Wouldn't give him/her the steam off my piss by NZBB May 31, 2009

If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college 

From Lewis Black, it's the kind of saying that has no conceivable logical explanation and can cause your head to explode if you think about it for any significant amount of time.

"Right, New Jersey is a great place to live. And if it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college."

If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college by You're with me, leather April 14, 2007

Wouldn't shout if a shark bit him 

Description of a freeloader.
'To shout' is to buy someone a drink in Australia.

Wayne: 'Is it just me or does Jason go to the dunny whenever it's his round'
Bruce: 'Nah, that c*** wouldn't shout if a shark bit him!'

Wouldn't shout if a shark bit him by Harry Sargent August 15, 2008