Wormhole Wank

When you stick a worm in your urethra and you have to ejaculate it out before it crawls in.

Mom: Jordan, do the damn dishes!
Jordan: Hang on, i'm doing a Wormhole wank!

Mom: You kept the bait from fishing earlier?

by jillstobbs_ April 19, 2018

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Sneaky Wormholes

Those little blips in space and time that objects you drop or even just set down fall into, and what should be right in front of you on the floor or table is now 6 feet away and under the couch.

"Where is the remote? I just had it!" *tosses all the couch cushions, looks under table* WTF? I just saw it drop here ! Sneaky Wormholes! ----- 20 minutes later....WTF? How did it get under the TV stand?

by Mad Morrigan September 30, 2017

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Wath Wormhole

When you meet someone on a camp of some sort, then they pretend not to know you afterwards

Jezza :- Yoo, Bill just Wath Wormholed me man
Harry :- Wow, feelsbadman

by DickSmasherMcIronCock December 7, 2017

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Galactic wormhole

Another name for a femboys asshole.

heyyy daddyyyy UWU~
wanna see my galactic wormhole :3

by DoctorBrain April 15, 2023

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Vegan wormhole

When two people that love each other very much get a long tree branch and stick it up each others ass holes. Then the man of the relationships kills himself.

Give me a Vegan Wormhole daddy

by duncannn November 28, 2018

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