wiper grenade

a wad of used toilet paper left in the toilet by some hobo.

i had to do a four stage hoborinse because someone left me a wiper grenade

by woobonova March 26, 2010

one wiper

when you take a dump and are able to cleanly leave the toilet after only one butt wipe. Technically a "no-wiper" because the one wipe was just a confidence check. Living on the wild side would be rolling the dice and not wiping at all.

I was upset when I had to poop after I just took a shower, but I was less irritated when it turned out to be a one wiper.

by Merterer December 5, 2012

on faith no wiper

A bowel movement that is so solid and so smooth that you have the utmost confidence that it did not leave any remnants in your crack.... thus leaving you to assume that wiping would merely be a waste of time.

My poop was so great that I chalked it up as an on faith no wiper. Boy was I wrong, I should have wiped. Lucky for me I was wearing brown underwear.

by wordman55 September 3, 2013

Womern

Female of the redneck species

I'm ever womern's dream and ever jealous husband's nightmare, and I don't take no mess"

by JTB67 July 29, 2007

10 Wiper

The number of wipes to rid ones ass after a nasty shit. Usually follows the day after consuming large amounts of beer (also know as beer shits).

1. I ate some Taco Bell last night and it gave me a 10 wiper.

2. What took you so long in the bathroom?

I just had a 10 wiper

by DB in MO October 19, 2008

Wompergagging

A combination of excessive womping e.g. talking, gossip and lollygagging e.g. dawdle, loaf, To dawdle, usually holding someone up or delaying some other action. Mostly occurs when people are driving while talking on their cell phones, going too slow and creating miles of traffic backup.

The lady in front of me on the highway was wompergagging causing me to be late for my appointment.

by no womping June 22, 2011

Breathin' Piper No Wiper

A poop log that has been launched deep into the pipe, but is so long that the other end sticks out the top of the toilet pool, as if it was breathing. Additionally, it leaves behind no residue for the pooper to wipe.

"Ma'am, I'm going to need to use your poop knife; we've got a breathin' piper no wiper situation in there."

by thelonious3 October 20, 2019