"Dude, that new shirt's totally wooftnanny"
"Fuck you, wooftnanny."
"Ah wooftnanny, I burnt myself with my straightners this morning!"
"Fuck you, wooftnanny."
"Ah wooftnanny, I burnt myself with my straightners this morning!"
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Wookstophe (Wooktard Extraordinaire)
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Alt. Definition: Woofmacht Used to be a Popular figure in the roblox sci-fi community, but his overall fame has died down ever Since he Left Hyptek (A group that was Famously conjured up after the infamous 10/20 incident)
Alt. Definition: Woofmacht Used to be a Popular figure in the roblox sci-fi community, but his overall fame has died down ever Since he Left Hyptek (A group that was Famously conjured up after the infamous 10/20 incident)
Person 1: "There's this guy that has an aurora of protection around his balls, how do I get it?
Person 2: "He's likely a Woofmacht, you can become a Woofmacht but it isn't easy"
Person 2: "He's likely a Woofmacht, you can become a Woofmacht but it isn't easy"
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Wife, “my husband came out to me the other day”
Friend, “Omg, that must have been such a shock!”
Wife, “not really, he’s been a freshwater woofter for several months now”
Friend, “Omg, that must have been such a shock!”
Wife, “not really, he’s been a freshwater woofter for several months now”
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