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A word for someone who is extremely gay
Similar to fudge packer or poo pusher
That matt kid is such a woodward
Woodward by shappensd2 March 7, 2009

woodward dream cruise 

An event held in Michigan, in the middle of August every year. A time to showcase your classic car and drive it down woodward ave with well over 100,000 spectators. However, 98% of the cars are old skool from the 1950s-1970s, driven by old farts. Also, every other car is either a corvette C6 or older, or a Ford Mustang. Globalization however, is going to change the demogrpahics of the woodward dream cruise. Within the next 30 years, 98% of the cars will be imports as by then Honda, Nissan, and Toyota will be the big three.
Year 2006: "Daddy look at that old Corvette, with a 5 liter engine block cranking 400hp, that we just saw on the woodward dream cruise!

Year 2034: "Dude, check out that Nissan R39 Skyline, with over 800 HP with a stock block, twin turbos and only 8 PSI of boost".
woodward dream cruise by Import Lover September 13, 2008
Did you see that email that Bob Woodward felt threatened by? That dude is such a Woodward.
woodward by skullkrusher February 28, 2013

woodwacker 

someone who hits boners, hard-ons, stiffys, or wood.
Tom: Dude i woke up with morningwood and Ted totally tried to hit it with a book.

Zane: Fuckin woodwacker
woodwacker by kid21 December 14, 2008

Woodwardian 

To be glaringly arrogant and opportunistic under a strictly liberal lens. Named after Bob Woodward the Ur-Woodwardian.
The "Reagan Democrats" in the Eighties were proto-Woodwardians.

A democrat who is anti Obama after voting for him is a typical woodwardian.
Woodwardian by Carl Bernstein February 10, 2010

dustin woodward 

often fat and stinky, usually walmart employee that raises raccoons, public hair growth from the chin. He resembles a "matt scott."
"dude my asshole looks like a dustin woodward"
dustin woodward by sdkljfl;asj October 9, 2008