Wood 

Slang for a genitailia

William said to Sally "Suck my wood!" and Sally ran away crying

Wood by HomeyG-Funk April 25, 2003

Wood 

Something you can stick in, or play with fondly. Sometimes a pain in the ass in the morning, but alyssa really loves it.

Damn ryan! Look at that wood! STICK IT IN ME

Wood by Yesbbay June 4, 2016

Wood 

A white prison inmate that is NOT gang affiliated. Short for "peckerwood". Particularly on Federal and West Coast State facilities.

"This ain't you business wood"
"Still gotta get down for ur race Toad a buck fifty" ( Personal experience)

"Bad-ass peckerwood with the attitude,right?" American history X

Wood by 40+aroundtheblock April 7, 2021

wood 

(adj) very hot

"it's 90 degrees outside!"
"bruh that's stupid wood"

wood by go0ey April 8, 2021

Wood 

Derogatory term for caucasian. Ususlly used while incarcerated.

- In Los Angeles county them South siders usually be lookin' out da woods.

- Yeah I'm posted up in the day room wit dis wood, but he cooler dan a motha fucka.

Wood by Ryan Jay September 3, 2004

Wood 

The description of ones arousal or excitement

Man im really wood right now

Wood by Tiberious hoo ha June 17, 2010

Wood 

A god damn tree

Person 1: Look it is wood
Person 2: Well of course it is

Wood by The Lorax October 7, 2018