wankstain

a complete retard normally found wearing st mirren,celtic or 'c'coy colours

see at fuckin cunt sheeren greene she is a pure wankstain...............
i hate that wankstain gilligan

by Woody July 30, 2004

Wonky Wonkster

A teacher who is so passionate about their subject, they can't stop wonking out! These instructors are generally the cheeriest, and are proud to be teaching their area of expertise despite lack of funding from the district and tedious hours of unpaid grading-work.

My Maths teacher, Mrs. Wonky Wonkster, is the best in all of Goober School District! Yeah!

Student 1: I actually enjoyed class today, why do you think that is? I usually hate Engrish class.

Student 2: Its because of the teacher, yo! He's such a wonky wonkster! He loves his job and you can tell.

by bleh22 July 26, 2011

wankstain

Retail trainee, whom gets beaten up by his BIG HEFFA TANK Girlfriend, and is president of the "ELLENBROOK TRY HARD COMMODORE DRIVERS CLUB"

Gee Wizz, Adam is a complete fucking WANKSTAIN !!!

by PAUL KALITCH November 3, 2003

Wankstien

A little bitch that wanks constantly, trying to fuck every thing it comes into contact with.
Includes dead people.

Stop fucking that stranger you little urchin!

by Lowshki May 11, 2004

wenkstain

A stain off jizzum on the bed sheets or on a birds puss.

PERSON.1 :- Haw dawl uve got a wenkstain on yir puss .

PERSON.2 :- Must be big bobbys jizz fae last nyt .

by Boub Gee March 10, 2008

wankstink

The term used to describe the aroma on your date's clothes after a night of you playing Dobbing.

Joel have you been dobbing again? My dress has Wankstink

by Bombardier September 27, 2007

wankstainy

when something is so bad it has to be related to the stains of semen on your wang after a good hard session of anal buttsex between 2 or more men.

guy 1: man that shit was bad
guy 2: yeah, it sure was wankstainy. pun intended;)
guy 1: yeah, hows about we get back to having hardcore gay buttsex while i fuck that ass with a giant power pole.
guy 2: you know i want it baby, give to me hard. fuck.

by John Wankstainy August 8, 2012