wonk

That which is not mainstream or currently popular.

He's a performance artist, and his latest installment is sheer wonk - you won't believe your eyes.

by Alexandra June 11, 2006

wonk

Failure to attend a function or gathering at which one's presence is expected.

PAR is the king wonk.

by Alaskan Sam September 5, 2008

wonk

A student, male or female belonging especially to an immigrant family, who is constantly under the pressure of performing well in school.

See also nerd or geek

mike: yo ronny, why dont you ask kim out for prom?

ronny: nah man, shes a wonk... her parents wont let me!!! even if they do, she'll be studyin for a test or somethin...

by Shumyl August 26, 2004

wonk

to have sex / get jiggy with it / bow chica wow-wow

omgg they wonked!

I wanna wonk him!

by Kaka Shiit September 24, 2007

wonk wonk wonk

synonym for blah blah blah

So he starts telling me about his fratboy days, wonk, wonk, wonk...

by julie bing January 21, 2005

Wonk Wonk

another term for the male genetalia. (or penis)

If there was a wonk wonk idol, he would win because he has an abnormally large package.

by SceneCat in Florals January 20, 2009

wonk wonk

The sound made by the Horn of Gondor.

Horn of Gondor: "Wonk wonk!"

Legolas: "It's the Horn of Gondor!!!!"

by spiridon December 28, 2008