wombat jump 

an extraordinarily long jump.

The term made its debut in the Uncharted 3: Drakes Deception beta when a gamer named Wombat909 jumped about four times the normal distance between moving trucks.

Guy1: whoah dude that guy must be hacking! he just jumped so far!
Guy2: no, i've heard about those. he just did a wombat jump!

wombat jump by slaysomezs December 6, 2011

Wombat Corner 

When you are out on town with lads and you get into the dodgy part where the more liberal hoes are and you don't wanna walk past

Lad " im not going any further up here"
lad 2 " why not"
Lad " All the skanks up on wombat corner"

Wombat Corner by Subway Squad March 14, 2016

winged wombat

The male equivalent of a 'cougar'

Yo, did you see Grandpa Robert today? He was totes hitting on that 25 year old--what a winged wombat!

Like, ew.

IKR?!!!

Silly Robert. Tarts aren't for farts.

winged wombat by JOE (Joe) February 11, 2014

reverse wombat 

The reverse wombat is unusual sex position. The girl is covered in maple syrup with chocolate sprinkles all over. The guy lies down naked on a trampoline that has been covered in mango pulp. The girl then jumps on top the guy and bounces until his penis enters her vagina and at that moment makes wombat noises. The two then bounce as one and screach.

I love doing the reverse wombat.

I'm always sticky after doing the reverse wombat.

reverse wombat by realsexytimes December 6, 2010

Wombat cave meeting

The art of two people trying to defecate or poo into each others anuses, replicating two wombats leaving their respective caves to have a meeting in the middle!

Bob: "fancy a wombat cave meeting tonight my dear?"

Maude: "not tonight dear, that curry did a number on me and I fear it would be less of a meeting and more of a shower"

Wombat cave meeting by Skunky bifta December 2, 2009

wombat 

Waste of money, brains and time

Going there was a complete WOMBAT.

wombat by stefan January 14, 2004

Purple Wombat

The Purple Wombat is part of a shaggy dog story involving Billy. The entire story revolves around the listener wondering what the Purple Wombat is, only in the end to be disappointed and not find out.

The Purple Wombat is not an actual thing, action, etc. Its just part of the joke. Odds are if you're wondering what the Purple Wombat is, you read the joke.

The entire joke is that there is no Purple Wombat.

shaggy dog story purple wombat

Purple Wombat by Wombat Explained October 13, 2009