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woffle

1. A word used to vaguely describe the noise made by a couple perfoming any form of sexual acts on each other under covers/duvets.
Often used to describe it by someone that can hear them 'woffling'.

2. Can also be used to describe such sexual acts without going into too much detail..
1. Girl-Shut up, you two. All I can hear is you two woffling around...!
Couple-...sorry!

2.Girl-What did you two get up to last night?!
Other Girl-Just woffled around...
by LucyLooooo April 7, 2008
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roffles my woffles

Roffles my woffles oll teh roffling timffle..
That dude Roffles my woffles
by Burdy January 25, 2005
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Snapper Woffle

- Snapper Woffle (Snapperwoffle).

Code name for 'Sniper Rifle'.

The term is often used by peoples who spend most of their waking lives playing online first person shooters i.e. CS, Unreal Tournament, Halo etc. see FPS.
n00blet-1 : Dude, I got the Snapper Woffle!!!!. I'm going to PWN you all!!!!11!!!!1!

n00blet-2 : ROFLmao!

n00blet-3 : uber 7eet Hax0r, uber Snapper Woffle hax.

CS Announcer Man : HEADSHOT

n00blet-1 : Uber PWNAGE Rofl!
by S. Ladavooch September 10, 2006
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Woffie Cookies

Pronounced - "wuff-e cookie"

1. An imaginary food that creates altered states, including odd behavior, stupidity, strong sexual desires, extreme happiness, brilliant insight and any other unexplained experience of consciousness and/or unconsciousness.

2. A special food that helps one maintain one's sanity and at time gives one super-powers. Very similar to "Wow Crackers"
After the discovery of his wife leaving him for another woman, the head of neural-surgery went on a intense week long drinking binge and then was able to preform a history making surgical operation after eating Woffie Cookies for breakfast.

Joan sat bewildered at her desk, as her supervisor grilled her about why she showed up for work naked. Her only response was it must have been the Woffie Cookies she had at dinner the previous night.
by Woffie Master August 2, 2009
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woffeed

the combination of weed and coffee, usually consumed as part of a morning ritual. Much like coffee and chocolate are mixed together to make mocha, coffee and weed are mixed together to make woffeed.
I got a real good buzz from my woffeed.
by wizonky September 25, 2011
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Woffabanging

The collective word used to describe the activities used to pass time when pulling an all-nighter.

Woffabanging online generally involves hyper activity and purposefully misspelled words such as happeh and ehmahgerd.
1. I spent all last night woffabanging with my friends.

2. After woffabanging all night, my playlist is now four hours longer.

3. On Facebook: Me: EHMAHGERD WOFFABANGING IS SOO MUCH FUN! AHM SOO HAPPEH
Friend: Why are you typing like that?
Me: KUMQUAT!!
by Delmaria April 13, 2013
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Woffy

A person who always sounds drunk when they speak (even when not drunk). A combination of word and squiffy.
"Alan has a woffy voice, sometimes I can't even understand him!"
by ghostkid March 27, 2017
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