WOFTEX

Waste Of Fucking Time Exercise

We've just been to a WOFTEX job

by ucjuydhl July 24, 2011

Woated

def. Opposite of Goated, triple beat, Binley mega beat.

“This is woated”

by Graham Suiness September 15, 2022

waftermath

Da results of gentle breezes' shifting odors, objects, etc. from one locale to another.

Whenever Old Mrs. Jones bakes her sumptuous pastries and sets them out to cool, it's always da same waftermath --- all da neighborhood children smell da irresistible aromas and come flocking to her house to beg for samples of said delectables.

by QuacksO October 21, 2022

Wafter

Someone who does things differently and by differently I mean in a borderline autistic manner. Even though they look normal they are not, from strange social interaction to not being able to drink even moderate quantities of alcohol, a wafter will make you question whether a sharp blade or piece of rope is the best way to end your night early. Common behavior involves fumbling the bag. Also associated with wafty, and waftiness

Nathan - "I'm going to write an essay that's due in 3 weeks instead of pre drinking."
Tom - "For fuck sake sir, you are one wafter."

by David newell Sr December 14, 2022

Wafter

A person that will frequently act strongly upon strange sometimes idiotic ideas.

My friend attempted to skin an egg’s shell, he is quite the wafter.

by Rusty Griswold February 13, 2026

wolftears420

number one person in all of twitter history

wolftears420 is the best user in twitter/X history

by jigglemcgiggles March 5, 2025

Weafted

(adjective) - (slang term) - to dodge, evade, or manuever swiftly often leaving opponents with "broken ankles"

Origin - Used in early 1900's to current 2000's used to describe deceptive footwork against an opponent in common sports, primarily soccer, basketball, and football. Some trace its roots back to the 1800's, though no solid proof proves this theory to have relevance

"the boy weafted the dodgeball thrown at him"

by Romeo Zuxxareth March 19, 2025