Witten Smack

A witten smack is when you take a wet kitten and smack somebody across the face with it. If you do not have a wet kitten in hand feel free to lick the back of your hand and give the person a good backhand to the face. It was invented by a coupple of bored teens that decided to have a wet kitten fight.

Girn:Oh my gwash I'm like so hot and like everyone loves me!!!
Guy:You better shut up before I witten smack you!

by Killzark March 24, 2009

Wetted Up

knife shanked wet up Bladed

That young lad got wetted up while getting robbed by the elders

by Micky.B. July 1, 2020

witter (vb.) / witter on (vb.)

To ramble, usually about total shite (and usually drunkenly)

"I'm really sorry about wittering on the other night. We really should have gone for an espresso instead."

by Graham November 24, 2003

wetted a 3

The act of making a three in your defenders face. Preferably, luckily in the face of a former NBA role player, such as Kareem Rush. Then proceeding to tell your friends about it, claiming there is video evidence of your, "wetting" but never follow through because you don't know how to work a phone.

I wetted a 3 in Kareem Rush's face yesterday... I'ma try to upload the video now.

by -Faizon- July 20, 2011

Wittenberg University

A highly prestigious liberal arts university in Springfield, Ohio known for hot girls, excessive amounts of alcohol, relentless parties, bar crawls, and anything else that doesn't have to do with getting an education

It took me five years to gradate.
Why?
I went to Wittenberg University!

by Clark Disney September 21, 2005

witterbegal

commonly associated with bucketminge, witterbegal describes a dysfunctional or somewhat impaired vagina. Not necessarily diseased but rather not put to good use.

Andrew: "Damm i heard that girl has a bucketminge!"
Annette: "Yeah she's riddled with witterbegal aswell!..god i wouldn't ride her even if she came wit pedals!!!"

by AWHHHHYEAH April 17, 2010

Wittenberg

The calling of a legendary revolution for makind. A Beacon, a torch, a star, and a family with nothing to lose. However the world is theirs for the taking.

The story of the family of wittenberg

by The Warroir of metal March 9, 2019