Granola's Witness

An environmentalist who excessively preaches his/her save-the-earth lifestyle to others to the point of being truly annoying.

"My landlord told me to not put my lawnchair in the back yard because it may kill the grass, and says i don't recycle enough."
"Wow! He's a real Granola's Witness"

by limeyluke007 September 30, 2009

Winnie the Pooh

1. The correct spelling for that groovy Bear we all used to love.

2. loves honey and enjoys annoying Rabbit

Hey Winnie the Pooh! We love you!

by AngelLilly November 26, 2007

Winnie the Shit

Winnie the Pooh's evil brother.

Winnie the Shit, Pooh's evil brother, is pure evil.

by adonkeyisaass February 23, 2004

Whitnie

Whitnie is the type of person who will use every inch of her heart to make sure you won't feel an ounce of pain. She is sweet, kind, hilarious, and intelligent.

Whitnie, my mother, is the best thing to have in your life!

by Lil.Bit May 16, 2016

G-Winnie

A slang term refering to Grizzly Wintergreen.

Hey there man, toss me that can of "G-Winnie."

by Reese M. February 10, 2009

wienie

the kid way to say dick

haha, i saw your wienie

by JOSHUWEA September 26, 2005

ghetto witness

a person who is often from a low income neighborhood that is the material witness to a crime.

ghetto witness: well OBVIUSLEE we have a raypist in lincoln park, he's climbin in yo windows, he's snatchin yo peepul up, tryna rape 'em so ya'll need to hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husband cuz dey rapin' eerybodee in hur.

by ghettowitness August 1, 2010