Poor Wiping Syndrome

The awkward experience of having an itchy butthole due to poor wiping after an mammoth shit.

John - Ahh dude, I've got the itchiest butthole...

Martin - Poor Wiping Syndrome?

John - Totally...

(John waddles off)

by worriedsmiley.com June 16, 2011

Wishing Well

When a man and a woman engage in anal sex and the man pulls out, flips a coin in the gaping hole and makes a wish.

You are banging your girlfriend in the ass, pull out, notice the gaping hole, grab a quarter, aim, flip it in and wish her tits were 2 cups bigger.

by Charles Murphy June 25, 2004

wiping of the ass

a funny but crude way of saying "no problem" or "business as usual".

"Hey you fixed that problem like no sweat!"

"Yep, all part of the wiping of the ass, my friend."

by Sascha Dinkelmann November 26, 2005

wiping with leaves

Trying to avoid wiping your ass with your hand and not using poison ivy, oak, etc.

I was about to shit my pants in the deer stand so I climbed on down and was wiping with leaves so I didn't have shit on my asshole!

by Squirrel nest 4000 December 19, 2015

Wiping the Turtle's mouth

When you are trying to poo (shit) but the faeces gets lodged in the opening to the anal cavity, often known as a turtle's head poking out. When you can push no more, but the turtle remains trapped, wiping during this scenario is known as Wiping the Turtle's mouth.

Craig came back from the dunger and informed Jon "That was a tough one Jon, I just ended up wiping the turtle's mouth" Jon understood instantly.

by Broaders September 6, 2019

Wishing upon a chocolate starfish

When you are fucking a girl from behind and right as you are about to cum, she grabs her cheeks and spreads them so you can cum on her asshole while making a wish

Wishing upon a chocolate starfish is the adult version of blowing out candles on a birthday cake, usually with less family around.

by Big booty G November 10, 2020

jail wiping

When you stick your finger through a piece of fold toilet paper, stick your finger up your asshole, dig the poop out, and then wipe your finger off with the toilet paper around your finger.

Beau the nerd still is jail wiping even though he got out of jail.

by le monkey January 1, 2020