wingtard

A combination of the words WINGNUT and RETARD, the typical wingtard (sometimes also called a "neocon" or a "republican") is too addled by his or her dogma to be educated.

(1.) "That wingtard doesn't seem to get that borrowing on top of borrowing is why the dollar is sinking."

(2.) Who but a wingtard would thing 160,000 soldiers could pacify a place the size of Iraq? Even the NYPD has more officers per head to police one city!

by Jolly P. Roger April 8, 2008

wiitastrophe

A catastrophic event or injury caused by improper use of a wiimote. Putting the wiimote through a window or TV, striking a friend or pet, any one of these can be a wiitastrophe.

Kyle didn't put the wrist strap on to play tennis. He went for an overhead smash to win the match and lost control of the wiimote which hit his plasma TV. The TV then fell into his fish tank, breaking it and sending a tsunami across his basement which drowned his cat. It was a wiitastrophe.

by dw6245 May 26, 2008

wiitarded

The inability to comprehend or play the nintendo wii. A condition that affects hand/eye coordination.

Jimmy is wiitarded. He cant even break 100 in bowling.

by sizzalean February 4, 2007

Wingtorn

That feeling you get when your wife has left you, you've lost your job, and your teenage daughter is pregnant to a guy who does not play sports.

Bartender: What's wrong Garry?
Garry: Ahh you know...just feeling a little wingtorn here..

by wingtornjax September 23, 2010

wiitarded

A person who breaks something with a Wii Remote.

Guy 1: That guy is Wiitarded.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: He broke my VCR/TV combo because he didn't wear his Wiimote strap and broke my TV.
Guy 2: Oh, he sounds Wiitarded. He didn't even wear the strap, that is there to protect you and your TV.

by MrDylanyay December 23, 2015

Wiinter

An entire winter devoted entirely to playing the Nintendo Wii and masturbation.

I smell it in the air, Wiinter is coming!

by Sammy the beast January 1, 2007

Wibitch

A young woman who has yet to recieve her official License to Bitch.

A teenage girl who thinks the world revolves around her, her opinion, and her thoughts.

That little freshman is such a wibitch!

by Jenimisy December 10, 2013