wine candy

This is another name for Jolly Ranchers.

Would you like a piece of wine candy?

by B_in_Chgo September 25, 2006

Wine Digger

(Noun)
An individual that dates, establishes and maintains a relationship with the sole purpose to consume wine at someone elses expense.

I aint sayin she a wine digger..

by @thelaflute September 15, 2016

Wifeltini

A term of endearment, encompassing all of the elegance and class that a martini represents.

An elaboration of the term 'Wifey' to imply more than just a label of claim.

Amanda is such a sweetheart, i had to put a ring on it and make her my wifeltini.

by HispanicPanic August 25, 2011

Wielding Bitches

To hold or use a multitude of large variety of thots

Yo I heard Jamarion was wielding bitches.
That guy wields mad bitches.

by TrapPrince February 25, 2018

Winecraft

Similar to Minecraft but for women of a desirable age with enviable skills in the art of wine drinking whilst engaging in craft. An educational undertaking where like minds share knowledge and alcohol.

The best thing about Winecraft is even if you drop a stitch your friends are too drunk to notice..

by Winecrafter May 22, 2020

Wine Bottle Shits

When you have one solid turd acting like a cork on a wine bottle holding back liquid diarrhea. This usually occurs after a night of drinking alcohol. Especially wine.

I had a bad case of the wine bottle shits this morning. I sat down on the toilet and passed a single solid turd. After that it was nothing but diarrhea.

by Johnny G-Spot November 13, 2009

Amy Winehands

A game in which players tape 2 bottles of wine to their hands. One bottle of white which is usually drunk first while it is still cold, and one bottle of red. The player may not remove either bottle until both bottles have been finished. Similar to edward ciderhands.

I pissed myself earlier while playing Amy Winehands

by DennisCarbon October 12, 2010