Windows 98 

Windows 98

When you're nailing your girlfriend and then you shatter 98 window panes over her head.

Guy 1: Bro, I just Windows 98™'ed my old lady last night.
Guy 2: You used an outmoded operating system with her?
Guy 1: You never done that before? That's how I know you're gay.

Windows 98 by Eiffelator April 21, 2010

Windows 98 

"Critical errors are the result of you asshats deleting system files" <--- But umm it crashed on clean Install. =/

Unstable P.O.S

Windows 98 by =/ June 15, 2003

Windows 95

In the game Overwatch, when the character Baptiste uses his ultimate in the wrong situation or completely misplaces it.

Bro this Baptiste is ass, he’s windows 95ed every ultimate.

We got a gold Baptiste, get ready for some Windows 95s.

Baptiste can you switch? You’ve windows 95ed bare.

Windows 95 by doncristo November 1, 2019

Windows 95 shit 

Definition 1: A website or software that is stuck in the mid early 90's. It features outdated styles using HTML 2, robot voice, 256 colors, smothered in gifs, raping your with MIDI ringtones, amongst other things.
Probably is run by a person who killed themselves because it hasn't be updated in 2 decades.

Definition 2: The Creation Engine

Definition 3: A slow computer

Example 1: I hate internet explorer, What is this Windows 95 shit?

Windows 95 shit by Chevyman95 August 1, 2019

Windows 98 

a code used primarily during long road trips to signal the other occupants of a vehicle to lower the windows because you have farted or are about to fart.

passenger 1: "windows 98"
all passengers roll down windows.
10~20 seconds pass.
all passengers roll up windows.
the trip continues peacefully because passenger 1 was courteous and did not make everyone else smell his, or her, shit.

Windows 98 by festizio March 13, 2015

Windows 95 Tips 

A site about making edits to Windows 95 help messages. Usually contain surreal or disturbing phrases such as “There is nowhere you can run.” Parodied in Windows 93 and on some YouTube videos. Here’s the link:
Windows95tips.com

Windows 95 Tips has some weird, but very cool ideas on it.

Windows 95 Tips by Kopper0625 December 29, 2019

Windows 99 

It's a fake OS that (i think so) Verbose the Talking Cat made it (his video: When A Gamer Installs Windows 99), it is an hidden (fake) OS that looks so new, yet it is made from combining 2 old windows versions (Windows 98 and Windows 1.00), It has many bugs and glitches, but also, LORE, and any time you try upgrading or downgrading to something else, it blocks you from doing so, outages cant turn off the computer Windows 99 is in, so basically, Windows 99 is an secret (fake) OS hidden by Microsoft, and it has LORE.

1: Have you seen Windows 99, the Secret hidden OS?
2: I think so, the computer in my basement has it installed after i switched from Windows 1.00 to Windows 98

Windows 99 by Duper NO! December 14, 2023