Windows 98

Windows 98

When you're nailing your girlfriend and then you shatter 98 window panes over her head.

Guy 1: Bro, I just Windows 98™'ed my old lady last night.
Guy 2: You used an outmoded operating system with her?
Guy 1: You never done that before? That's how I know you're gay.

by Eiffelator April 21, 2010