Win XP

A shortened and slang term for Windows XP.

Crazyman:
D: Oh noes! Win XP is sold out! NO I DON'T WANT VISTA!!!

awesomeness:
D: OH NOES!!!

by Luke-Eclipse June 14, 2008

frozen windpipe

a frozen wind pipe is a sexual act where you poop in a ziplock bag, freeze it and re-insert it in your partners ass.

oh please give me another frozen windpipe today, it made my insides cold for hours.

by kees March 8, 2008

Winopus

PHIL. The first mythical creature of win born of the Winicorn, appearing to be a normal octopus. Between both the Winicorn and the Winopus, all following mythical creatures of win are born.

"And with the first day, the Winicorn brought forth her right-hand creature of win, the Winopus."

Other Varieties:
Winmu
Winigator
Winda
Windragon

by Killer Graphite August 30, 2010

Windpisser

An individual who tries so hard at doing something but will never succeed in getting it done because he or she is always set up to fail. If that task were to simply take a piss, a wind shall blow the piss back on him or her no matter the direction he or she faces.

My teacher Ms. Shannon is such a windpisser. She's trying to teach our math class the quadratic formula. None of us even know how to add or subtract.

by Mavelous March 11, 2013

Canadian Windpipe

When in Canada, your best pal pees in your mouth, and it will eventually turn into a Canadian Windpipe due to it freezing in your mouth.

"Ay, can you please give me a Canadian Windpipe? My throat is parched." - Dr. Hoffman

by Maggie V Raps June 13, 2019

Windpiper

One who blows wind into pipes, often making a hollow sound.
Often sounding like Windpiper.

Blow air into a beer bottle. Thats what Windpiper sounds like.

by Banz June 11, 2006

winup

Hair between asshole and ball sack.

Can I shave you winup

by Magombo November 21, 2013