A "Willy" is usually a little chubby kid with a high pitched voice and glasses who enjoys dancing and singing for other little kids. They are also know as Willy Browns, or HollistaWilly's. They are usually compared with filthy clowns, a subspecies of the Willy brown. Willy's also dont have any specific gender, they are mostly shemales. They are known to have huge lisps and have a passionate love for "Sealand". Willy's enjoy flicking the bean and fucking the pop. Willy's are found in their natural habitat of Swaziland.
Matt: "Whoah, wtf was that high pitched, screeching noise?"
Johnny: "I believe it was a Willy."
Mike: "NOINOINOINOINOINOINOIIIIII!"
Willy: "Mike, go drink a f***ing gallon of bleach, ya big nose bas***d!
Goofy, drunkard. Small in stature, most likely of Native orgin. Masonary, animal hoarder. Very unhealthy life stlye, cheap booze. Into scrapping - boxing. Slow minded, with some short of distinguished marking or physical aliment about them.
Willy is a name for a MASSIVE LOSER. He's a hot hot hot guy with a good personality. What makes him such a loser is how he denies your love, not good. If you want a Willy, just shove out your boobs and be funny