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No I Don't Think I Will

The ultimate word to assert authority and possibly ruin someones life.
Friend: Yo bro wanna hang out?

Me: no I don't think I will
by Saint of words October 22, 2019
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Don't be silly wrap your willy

One of the Durex mottos meaning: Put a mother fucking condom on your penis when doing the nasty.
Mark: Hello Sam...
Sam: Hi Mark, I'm gunnar have sex...
Mark: Don't be silly wrap your willy! >:O
by Hoocker August 1, 2012
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If you don't hit that damn final, someone else will

As we live our lives, we study, make friends, hit finals, fall in love, run the table, strive for greatness, and just enjoy life's ride. We may learn many facts in life, but if we can take just one important fact from life it would be:

"If you don't hit that damn final, someone else will!"

There's no saying in life that has more truth to it. You can't argue with this great fact of life hence why it is becoming one of the most famous friggin' sayings in our world today.
Here's what it all boils down to idiots. "If you don't hit that damn final, someone else will" is very simple. If we were to put it on the friggin' scale of simplicity, i'd say it's a 9.872. Just think in your mind If I don't hit that damn final, someone else will. Meaning, If I can't hit that damn final, and i'm relying on my partner to hit the damn final, but their relying on me to hit the damn final, then neither of us is gunna hit the damn final and we're gunna lose the friggin' game. It's that friggin simple morons, ya know.

P.s. The DAMN is a vital part of the famous saying!
by S Santang October 29, 2009
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Dislike if you hate this If you don't like and subscribe this spider will be in your bed tonight quote.
Like if your one of the HEATHENS that like it.
Youtuber: If you don't like and subscribe this spider will be in your bed tonight
Me: shut up bitch.
by Gomazi the robot May 21, 2022
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Don't be silly save that willy

Person 1: "Did you just call me a virgin?" Person 2"Yeah bro, there's nothing wrong with that. Don't be silly save that willy"
by Forgetmeknott May 14, 2017
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if you don't break up with them, they will break up with you

a quote made by me, because it's the truth
friend: my girlfriend just broke up with me...
me: well you know what they say.. if you don't break up with them, they will break up with you
by Lazar Blade September 21, 2021
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