willards

Random pubes left unattended.

D-Lo, are these your willards on the soap in the shower? They're brown and curly!

by Balls 06 May 22, 2006

Clare Willardson

The most amazing, beautiful and awesome girl you will ever know. She is always nice, and has strong morals. She is the perfect woman. Everyman will fight to get her but only one will succeed. She is the worlds perfect woman. Sexy yet cute fun and lovley. She will always be new and you will never get bored with her. She is perfect.

Im in love with clare willardson.

by iamawesome1212 September 22, 2011

willard

A man's cock.

(phone ring) Ring! Ring!

Hello?

Hey dude whats up?

"Hey man uh, can i call you back.. I'm beating my Willard."

Oh my gosh man seriously, i just did before i called you!

by HIPPOMAN3000 March 13, 2010

Willard

To present a handful of rats to your partner during intercourse with the intention of scaring the living shit out of her.

So, me and my girlfriend were having sex and i wanted to make it more exciting so I pulled a Willard.....She dumped me.

by Lester M. Olester July 5, 2010

Willard

Someone who commits incest frequently.

- "Has anyone seen John lately?"
- "I just saw him and Stacy go upstairs"
- "That's his sister?!?!"
- "Yeah, he's a Willard."

by Mt. Willard April 17, 2020

Willard

A term to describe random players you are grouped with in matchmaking video games.

Ugh. I hate playing Call of Duty by myself! The Willards I get stuck with always suck!

by MrKrunchberry November 7, 2011

Willars

To be amazingly attractive yet not being able to notice it. To think your not pretty in the least, when in fact it is the exact opposite.

or,

To be slightly shorter than everyone else, but not to the extent that your a midget. To be 'cute' short, not 'EW HOLLY FUCK WHATS YOUR DAMAGE?!' short.

omg, look at her dude! shes so Willars!

hey, i love the fact that your so Willars. I wish I was Willars like you.

by PupPrincess May 13, 2011