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Wiping Noses

"Don't be posting money, guns and drugs on social media, we wiping noses out here."
by NovaStellaSolaris July 18, 2019
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john wicking

Act of John Wicking is when you put a bounty on some one's head so high that every hit man in the world wants to kill them. This definition came to be from a hit movie by same name John Wick. In this movie Keanu Reeves, is being hunted by every hit man in the world. It is also a matter of pride and honor when you are being John Wicked because it means you are too good and one or two people cannot finish the Job, and you must be "John Wicked" for the problem to be taken care of.
1. He insulted the Sicilian Mafia, this will not go away so easily, rest assured that they are going to be John Wicking him out of existence.

2. Wolf: They activated every CIA sleeper agent in the world for one singular mission....Killing you!!!.
Josh: What? Wh-wh-why? I'm being John Wicked?. Why are they John Wicking me ?
by Uk2001UK August 29, 2019
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knob and tube wiring

knob and tube wiring is an electrical wiring system with 2 wires spaced atleast 1 foot a part from etchother with ceramic knob and tube insulators knob and tube wiring was used in houses and buildings in the early days of electricity before sheaved cable was invented and is still in use in a lot of older buildings
my cousins old house has knob and tube wiring still in use and working after over a century wow
by littlejimmie March 7, 2019
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wikigasm

The ultimate joy gained from obtaining pleasure in Reading wikipedia articles. It also can be described as the moment of action when one presses the "Random Article" link on the wikipedia navigation bar or following links from article to article, until you're in such an ambiguous article that you forget where you are. And if you have absolutely no life, you can get a wikigasm by just editing wikipedia. (just kidding, wiki editors. or am i. mwaaahahahaha)
Weird Al: Shopping online for deals on some writable media, I edit Wikipedia, I memorized the Holy Grail, Really well, I can recite it right now have you, ROTFLOL!!!
Me: I wonder if Weird Al has wikigasms...

Paul: I'm going on a Wiki Quest! WIKIGASM!!!

The Dude: Dude, I started out on 18th century composers for my history project, but ended up on tectonophysics.
by Jassu19 October 10, 2006
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woking

a small southern town, with about 62,000 inhabitants, is actually not as shit as the 2nd description.
cinema, pool in the park, 25 min train journey to LDN, supermarkets, shopping centre, theatre, colleges and schools are some of the greaaaat attractions.
yess, populated by a lot of chavs, but there are other subcultures within this town.
1: "where do you live?"
2: "wokinggg"
1: "ohh sick, its pretty cool there"
by artgeek March 18, 2009
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The Winking Skeever

When you tickle one's butthole with a winking motion of your eyelash, while giving them a reach-around.'

ALSO

A bar inside the Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim game.
That skanky bitch just gave me the winking skeever last night, but the joke is on her cause now she has pink eye.

That whore took such a close look at my balloon knot, she damn near gave me a winking skeever.

{Skyrim} My character went into The Winking Skeever, paid a septim, and recieved the winking skeever and now has learned a new shout!
by YourWorstEnema August 1, 2012
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urban wiping

Asserting that due to having run out of regular toilet paper, one has been reduced to ripping (the virtual) pages out of the Urban Dictionary to wipe one's behind with after defecating.

(An absurdist but wry way of deflecting an insult about one's hygiene, neither admitting the charge nor getting into an unnecessary fight.)
Outta cash, bro. Been urban wiping.
by Dr Whosis December 9, 2010
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