winerack

a special rack designed to hold wine bottles

Tayolr: "i just bought this amazing winerack, it looks so awesome"
Jason: "But you cant even buy wine yet?"

by yelsom8 March 15, 2008

wiper grenade

a wad of used toilet paper left in the toilet by some hobo.

i had to do a four stage hoborinse because someone left me a wiper grenade

by woobonova March 26, 2010

Wivern

A snobby, entitled Cambridge university student.

"That wivern is so up his own arse he's almost inside out"

by Badmaash March 7, 2019

Winer

the incorrect spelling of winner.

"in war there are no winers"
"winer?"
"shut up"

by Pinguinthehouse February 19, 2022

one wiper

when you take a dump and are able to cleanly leave the toilet after only one butt wipe. Technically a "no-wiper" because the one wipe was just a confidence check. Living on the wild side would be rolling the dice and not wiping at all.

I was upset when I had to poop after I just took a shower, but I was less irritated when it turned out to be a one wiper.

by Merterer December 5, 2012

wiiner

The new name for the wii remote as a person becomes more attached to it than to his own weiner.

Ronnie: DUDE! DON'T TOUCH MY WII CONTROLLER!

Ben: My bad, I had no idea I was touching your wiiner.

Ronnie: ...it even makes sounds.

Ben: You need to put your wiiner down and go outside.

by B&R Sandwich Co. February 3, 2008

on faith no wiper

A bowel movement that is so solid and so smooth that you have the utmost confidence that it did not leave any remnants in your crack.... thus leaving you to assume that wiping would merely be a waste of time.

My poop was so great that I chalked it up as an on faith no wiper. Boy was I wrong, I should have wiped. Lucky for me I was wearing brown underwear.

by wordman55 September 3, 2013