Winstanley College

Winstanley College is a capitalist grade factory fuelled by its elitist ideology. Students function as cogs forced to carry the college’s prestigious reputation. This is established by their stringent, ever increasing entry requirements which are only attainable by the Übermensch. One can predict that in the near future the college will implement its very own Eugenics programme based on Theozoological belief. The institutions main livestock speak the language of Zaazu and comprise of the Performing Tarts, Emo’s, Indies, and Scarecrows, to name but a few.

Mr X: "What do you think of Winstanley College?"
Mr Y: "Shit, shite, and shit!"

by Walter Slingsby April 23, 2008

wigtard

mentally challenged whitey that dresses in hip hop styelz often found in suburban malls.

the wigtard's pants are trippin

by gagggs3 January 29, 2009

Wagstaff

Pronounced (Vag-staff)
A group of German mercenaries that traveled south, to aid the Saxtons on their siege of England.

The Wagstaff sect will invade from the north.

by Waglbee November 17, 2017

Wagstaff

Wagstaff is the last name of one of the greatest people you'll ever know. She is loud, obnoxious, and inclined to slap you every 2 seconds while laughing maniacally. She is 50 and fierce, and will totally ask you if you want to "bring your suit and go in the haaat tub."

"Oh my Gaaad, I totallypulled a Wagstaff when I just drove back from Jim Thorpe, PA and it was RAINING out, and all I had was a FUCKIN' MUFFIN!!"

by DanSmell the Avenger January 10, 2010

wigstain

this is a name given to a hobo
or sum that has bullet nipples
also they tend to have a huge monobrow
it is a term given to a person who has a sexual disease

dude ur being a wigstain

by rafy101 March 17, 2008

Wagstaff

A particularly offensive poo, that is loud, obnoxious, smelly and gets up everyone's nose.

I was out in a group last night and someone had a Wagstaff that made everyone suffer.

by Anarkay October 11, 2017

wagstaff shitter

the lesser known breed of wagstaff, this rabid beast often preys on small children and is inclined to don a small and shiny kagool. also known among shittybumweasels as the nathnath wankstaff.

fucking hell you knobbie pokey, stop looking at that child wagstaff shitter!

by badgerisfat September 8, 2008