WikiToots

A beautiful, charming, crazy, nerdy girl. Sucks at Facebook games though.

Check her out, she's such a WikiToots - smart and sexy as hell.

by caffeine_deprived August 11, 2010

wiitard

A person who, despite their many years on the planet, has not mastered the skills needed to maintain a firm grip on something as simple as a remote control, more specifically a wiimote. These greasy-palmed indivuals are mocked for their overzealousness and their utter lack of competence. Thier actions commonly result in property damage and/or injury to the wiitard and others.

"There's more reports of people throwing their controller through their TV."
"Can't these wiitards learn how to hold on to a damn controller?"

by Dingo` December 12, 2006

wiiitis

Wiiitis (pronounced "wee-eye-tis") is when muscles ache from playing too much Wii

"Dude, I can't play tennis today, I've got wiiitis from playing too much wii sports."

by 5l4y3r360 July 6, 2007

wiitastrophe

A catastrophic event or injury caused by improper use of a wiimote. Putting the wiimote through a window or TV, striking a friend or pet, any one of these can be a wiitastrophe.

Kyle didn't put the wrist strap on to play tennis. He went for an overhead smash to win the match and lost control of the wiimote which hit his plasma TV. The TV then fell into his fish tank, breaking it and sending a tsunami across his basement which drowned his cat. It was a wiitastrophe.

by dw6245 May 26, 2008

wiitarded

The inability to comprehend or play the nintendo wii. A condition that affects hand/eye coordination.

Jimmy is wiitarded. He cant even break 100 in bowling.

by sizzalean February 4, 2007

wiitarded

A person who breaks something with a Wii Remote.

Guy 1: That guy is Wiitarded.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: He broke my VCR/TV combo because he didn't wear his Wiimote strap and broke my TV.
Guy 2: Oh, he sounds Wiitarded. He didn't even wear the strap, that is there to protect you and your TV.

by MrDylanyay December 23, 2015

Wibitch

A young woman who has yet to recieve her official License to Bitch.

A teenage girl who thinks the world revolves around her, her opinion, and her thoughts.

That little freshman is such a wibitch!

by Jenimisy December 10, 2013