Widget

A clump of head hair that sticks up above the crown, looking rather like a ducks tail

Mr Whipe had a large widget after sleeping on a pillow

by davidlanc April 12, 2007

widget shit

The act of incorporating useless or space wasting widgets into operating systems.

Microsoft took another widget shit on us with Windows 9.

by KlausVonKrappen July 24, 2014

Widget-Drain

The idea that using widgets on your website will somehow suck all of your website's power and give it to the widget creator instead.

I wouldn't use that awesome widget if I were you because you'll get widget-drain and your site will drop in the rankings.

by SEOguru March 28, 2013

Wanking Widget

A device used (often a phone or computer) to assist you in the ritual of regular and/or routine wanking

Argh! I've been really bored recently... My wanking widget is broken and I literally have nothing to do!

by ThePipingPress August 27, 2014

Widget head

A person with a narrow view of life and or job requirements. A one function way of thinking not open to new ideas or thinking

She widget heads his input, all the time

by 88automate April 20, 2021

Skin Widget

A small penis.

Despite having a skin widget, he packed a copious nut.

All through college I earned money servicing his skin widget.

by Dick Onchin February 05, 2021

chicken widgets

mis-shapen chicken nuggets at the chinese buffet dipped in duck sauce

We ate chicken widgets at the Hard Wok buffet.

by Steve Squared March 13, 2008