Widget

A clump of head hair that sticks up above the crown, looking rather like a ducks tail

Mr Whipe had a large widget after sleeping on a pillow

by davidlanc December 24, 2008

Widget-Drain

The idea that using widgets on your website will somehow suck all of your website's power and give it to the widget creator instead.

I wouldn't use that awesome widget if I were you because you'll get widget-drain and your site will drop in the rankings.

by SEOguru March 28, 2013

widget shit

The act of incorporating useless or space wasting widgets into operating systems.

Microsoft took another widget shit on us with Windows 9.

by KlausVonKrappen July 23, 2014

Wanking Widget

A device used (often a phone or computer) to assist you in the ritual of regular and/or routine wanking

Argh! I've been really bored recently... My wanking widget is broken and I literally have nothing to do!

by ThePipingPress August 27, 2014

Widget head

A person with a narrow view of life and or job requirements. A one function way of thinking not open to new ideas or thinking

She widget heads his input, all the time

by 88automate April 20, 2021

Wonder Widget

an individual demonstrating high levels of ironic stupidity, typically associated with AGE. eg; GMOgreKing, aeriaKs1lent, and or SupermanOX

the "Wonder Widget" Ks1lent lacks any semblance of management skills while demonstrating child like behavior.

by Countchugula December 21, 2009

Skin Widget

A small penis.

Despite having a skin widget, he packed a copious nut.

All through college I earned money servicing his skin widget.

by Dick Onchin February 5, 2021