Wibble Wobble 

A phrase used to deliberately confuse, confound or befuddle a person with little or no grasp of the English language, who is employed in a job or position where the speaking and the comprehension of English is of paramount importance.

Its use is more effectively enhanced in a sentence, which utilizes other complicated or easily misunderstood words

Gas attendant: What now you want me?

Motorist: My good man, could you direct me, expeditiously if you please, to Wibble Wobble Ave?

-or-

Busboy: Can I help to you much?

Diner: Yes my dear fellow, we require forthwith, more bread rolls and a commodious pitcher of iced Wibble Wobble.

Wibble Wobble by Sparticus Freeholdius May 7, 2009

Year of the Wibble 

2005 started off well for "the Wibbler" with a large amount of female contact during the first week of the year. Hence, this will be a fantastic year with the opposite sex for all those that wibble.

That Wibbler's sucked more titties than he's smoked biftas this year. If must be the Year of the Wibble.

Year of the Wibble by Secretive Jim January 19, 2005

wibblesome 

1. A heavily context-dependent adjective used when mere English is inadequate, impractical or undesirable.

2. Characterized by either the possession of a high degree of wibble, the condition of being a wibble, or the action of wibbling.

3. Often used to describe things of an undesirable or dubious nature when words will not accomplish the twin goals of adequately describing the repugnance of the object in question and remaining conversationally polite.

1. "My, my, this is quite wibblesome indeed"

2. "Check out that wibblesome pothole"

3. "I don't know about that man, that's just...wibblesome."

wibblesome by Joren September 21, 2005

wibbled 

Quite drunk, or tipsy. Often used by people who are themselves in that state.

Ben is falling all over the place after 5 beers. .
Friend : Whey , ben's wibbled

John after a couple of shots...
John: I feel a bit wibbled

wibbled by Will Miller June 16, 2008

wibblesphere 

An expression used to describe someone who's gone off on one in conversation and you've no idea what they're talking about. Floating around in the wibblesphere.

"Dude, that guy was flying high in the wibblesphere today. did anyone know what he was talking about?"

wibblesphere by simmo-groomer July 1, 2018

Wibbler

Wibbler: Noun; someone who doesn't believe in misinformation myths without question and/or proof. Recognises such nonsense and responds to it with more satirical nonsense in the form of replying "Wibble". Overall more rational, more logical and basically not a conspiratorial backwards thinking delusionary.

To wibble someone: verb; to mock someone's lunacy with a statement of "wibble" to imply they're talking utter nonsense and it's being responded to as such, with the disregard it deserves.

John went on to explain he was amendment the pigeons were secretly 5G Government robots sent to spy on us, being a Wibbler and used to hearing this kind of thing Frank stared at him in disbelief and calmly said "wibble".

Wibbler by WizKid87 November 28, 2020

slippery wibbler

The long snake trying to force its way in no chub.

Sheila last night Mark tried to give me the slippery wibbler.

slippery wibbler by Yekusai September 23, 2017