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Whore's abortion

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Originating in Ireland, this is highly offensive.
Being called a whore's abortion, means you are as worthless as a prostitute's aborted baby.
Which is pretty worthless. Can also be pronounced as "Hoor's abortion"
"Jesus Jimmy, no need to ride the cat, you dirty rotten whore's abortion."
Or
"You're as worthless as a whore's abortion."
by Zimmerframe75 October 11, 2011
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Whore's Breakfast

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A breakfast combination popular in many parts in Canada, particularly among whores. The breakfast consists entirely of a triple triple from Tim Horton's and a cigarette.
Early Sunday morning, sitting on a curb in front of Tim Hortons, and still wearing yesterday's clothes, Jenna savoured a well deserved whore's breakfast.
by palmdoggy April 5, 2017
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Whore S’more

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That gooey amalgam around a dirty whore’s bunghole. Typically a viscous of filth, shit and semen. When her ass cheeks are spread, it gives the appearance of a sticky, melted s’more.
I bent that dirty slut over to hit that ass but had to bail braaaaahhh. The whore s’more was too much.

I need to run wipe out the whore s’more I’ve built up all night turning tricks. Busy night tonight. It’s payday in the Hood.
by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018
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whore's dick

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The only type of dick that can satisfy a whore. Large, long, thick dick.
I can't fuck him, he has a whore's dick. It hurts too much.
by GME to the moon! May 10, 2021
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A promiscuous girl/woman who bathes sporadically, and likes to have sex. Whether it's before

going on a date or after, she sprays a lot of perfume 2 feet above her head into the air and steps under the falling perfume mist. She feels clean, fresh and smelling great.
Cassidy slipped into the public washroom to give herself a whore's bath before lighting up a cigarette ignoring the No Smoking sign.
by Babydoll75 March 7, 2019
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whore's buffet

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two definitions:

1. An all day whore's breakfast of coffee and cigarettes (not necessarily in that order)

2. a whore sucking cocks non-stop all day as to keep her mouth and stomach full of that man juice
My co-worker never goes out to lunch. Must be a whore's buffet today.

That whore's buffet is keeping her full and quiet.
by Nebuchadnezzar June 14, 2004
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A similar idea to a Peurto Rican Shower, originally coined on the show Happy Endings, s2e16. A Whore's Bath is when you, instead of showering, rub dryer sheets on your armpits and splash water on your genitals in a lame attempt at keeping some sort of society-accepted level of hygiene and cleanliness. This usually occurs after a one night stand.
Person 1: Hey, you look pretty disgusting.
Person 2: Yeah, I know, I hooked up with some sketchy guy last night and took a Whore's Bath in the bathroom.
by Just Trying to Educate America September 7, 2012
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