What the fuck did i just watch 

When you accidentally watched something you shouldn't watch, or watched something with non-interesting content

Person: *clicks on random camouflaged porn website*
Person: *sees*
Person: *closes tab* what the fuck did i just watch

What the fuck did i just watch by zycone August 8, 2019

What a Drag

A catchphrase of a certain pineapple-haired shinobi expressing his annoyance in participating in anything unlazy.

Shikamaru: "Survival. What a drag."

What a Drag by living4Christ:) October 1, 2019

What Is Love

Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

What is love?

What Is Love by Iminguendo26 April 22, 2018

What happened to you? 

A stunningly inappropriate and thoughtless question often blurted toward a handicapped person, the only proper answer to which is "Don't ask".

"What happened to you?" asked the seemingly civilized man of the woman who was struggling mightily to take each halting step. Yet she needed no reminder of how hard it was to move, or of how many years she had been in pain. She was under no obligation to answer the moronic stranger, who in any event seemed to want no answer and quickly began prattling about his skiing accident, years ago, which he believed would be fascinating to a woman with a permanent handicap, but, please... don't ask.

What happened to you? by Monkey's Dad April 24, 2023

What about me ? 

Said by those individuals that feel left out of something or by someone unincluded in the plans made by others.

As the older couple made plans for the honeymoon they never had after getting married, because all of their time, money and effort had been spent raising kids, the conversation was overheard by the now adult last child still living at home whom asked, What about me ?

What about me ? by jpg3 November 10, 2011

what the fuck is a kilometer

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR (GUNSHOTS) (EAGLE CRIES)

"WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER"
"I DONT KNOW"

what the fuck is a kilometer by cyassiiherselflol September 28, 2021

What the john? 

Devin Caherly's catchphrase. Usually used when surprised.

Announcer: The winner of the lottery is Devin Caherly!
Devin: WHAT THE JOHN?

What the john? by iCruncher May 25, 2022