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he who shall not be named

dark overlord, muggle overpowerer, harry potter hater, noseless, name so vile and discriminating, must not be mentioned by overpassers. name is lord voldemor, but over the years, has been formed to lord voldemort to avoid prosecution or reminder of the killer of innocent muggle souls. will be sadly missed
"omg harry potter killed "he who shall not be named"
"you mean voldemo..."
voldemort "AVADA KEDRAVA"
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She Who Must Not Be Named

I'm gonna start referring to JK Rowling as She Who Must Not Be Named.

She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named 

An ex whose mere mention floods your mind with what could have been.

She created a horcrux when she left you.
She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named's art adorns the walls of my aunt's house.

Someone who shouldn't be on UD 

People who define themself or someone else as a gigachad. Seriously, this has to stop.
Person: I heard Hannah defines herself as the perfect woman on Urban Dictionary.
Person's friend: She's someone who shouldn't be on UD.

Who Wants to be a Superhero? 

-A reality show on SciFi created by Marvel Comic legend, Stan Lee, creator of Spider Man, The Hulk, The Fantastic Four and X-Men.
-Contest where everyone auditions to be Stan Lee's next big comic book hero and attempt to win the prize of their own comic book series and their own SciFi Channel movie.
-Contestants must come into auditions with their own original costumes, character name and powers.
-Contestants must always wear their costumes and participate in tricky not-so-obvious challenges.
ie their first contest seemed to be change into costume and race to the finish line when in fact--the real test was to save the girl who was crying that she was lost at the water fountain near the finish line
-"Heroes" are cut each week should they 1-fail the challege or 2-do something un-hero-like (ie lying, cheating, bragging, etc)
-"Heroes" are eliminated with the phrase "Turn in your costume" which they are ordered to throw into a trash can that ignites on fire by lightening
-First season's characters have included: (in order of elimination) Levity, Nitro-G, Cell Phone Girl, Iron Enforcer, Monkey Woman, Tyveculus, Creature, Lemuria--those still on the show are Major Victory, Fat Momma and Feedback
-If its your dream to become a comic book superhero, then you should audition for Stan Lee's "Who Wants to be a Superhero?" on SciFi.

who wants to be a millionare 

A televistion show cut from NBC that rewarded cash for answering multiple-choice questions correctly. After answering 15 correct questions the contestant, won one million dollars. The show got old after about a month and it is forever remembered as "That Other Stupid Show with Regis Philbin."
Who wants to be a millionare used to be a good show, but now it sucks.

Who Wants to be a Millionaire 

A game show where a contestant answers 15 increasingly difficult questions to win $1 Million.

It's a lot more complex than that, but that's good enough...
Who Wants to be a Millionaire: The game show where you're asked insultingly easy questions until you're sick of it, and then suddenly those questions get really hard and it becomes interesting.