Whizzle

Whi-z-uhl
(noun)

A sickness in which a person needs friends or they will shrivel up and die; a person with said sickness.

"You should be friends with that person, they have the whizzle"
"Hey Whizzle! Do you need me to be your friend right now?"

by LameoBoogerHead November 21, 2006

wizzie

Wisdom teeth.

I've just been to the dentist and had my wizzies out.

Don't you throw that wizzie at me young boy.

by BruceyBonusesAllRound September 29, 2010

whizzle

a white nizzle

by ted May 23, 2003

Whizzinator

a device that lets people store clean urine so guys can pass drug tests. what people dont know is that cops test the temperature of the piss, so if the urine is cold, you are basically fucked.

Guy #1: Oh snap here comes the police. Good thing i got my Whizzinator.

Guy #2: Did you warm up the piss before you left??

Guy #1: Son of a bitch.

by Senor White Power July 14, 2008

whizzles

unlike Derby my favourite soccer team, whizzles is is preceded by shit...fuck...and continues with WHIZZLA!! WHIZZOWS!!!!WHIZZLA!!!!

although Sam was born with the tourette gene,he's only struggled with the symptoms for the last 3 years......

"moo Shit..WHIZZLES.....WHIZZLA!!
Whizzle,....WHIZZLA!!!!

by trainable October 16, 2008

Whizzin' the Jizz

Simply put, it means masturbating

'Is someone in the bathroom?'
'Yeah, Gordon's in there whizzin' the jizz'

by Merryweather April 21, 2006

wizzie

The name of my cat. Short for "Wizard". He is the cutest little kitty cat in thewhole entire woyld!

Wizzie equals a cat.!!!!!! AW A CART!!!!

by evam July 24, 2004