tidy whities

plain white men's brief underwear; often torn or soiled

I wear dem tidy whities

by Dana2902 November 4, 2007

tighty whities

a tight white brief and flattering underwear style preferred by me and other heterosexual men. although often ridiculed they also have been know to arouse the opposite sex do to the visibility of the wearers genitals. A complementary part of my wardrobe and conveniently sold in a pack inexpensive at retailers such as target and wal-mart. Briefs are a popular style of mens underwear commonly white and made by fruit of the loom, hanes and other brands.

Girl: "you wear tighty whites?"
Guy: "yea i prefer them to boxers"

Girl: Do you like boxers or briefs?
Guy: mostly briefs

Girl: can you get for me?

Guy: sure (reaches to high shelf as shirt goes up revealing white waistband)
Girl: tighty whities? oooh fruit of the loom thats a good choice :)

by damnit cut May 10, 2011

whitie

the term used in general for white people, but is now used sometimes to replace the man by other races, see example below. Someone who is called whitie is usually being opressive.

Non-white person: Damn whitie! He's always keeping me down.

by the renegade of funk May 16, 2005

Tighty Whities

The simplest form of underwear available to men of all ages. Usually in the color white but briefs made for childen typically have colored designs on them. They fight tightly over the male crotch region (hence the name) and act as a cradle for the testicles and keeps the penis nice and snug with them. Young men are usually ridiculed for wearing tighty whities because of the simple fact that younger boys wear them in childhood. For comfort, these are the way to go, but don't get caught wearing them!

Tighty whities fit great on me, but I prefer the awesome feel of boxer briefs!

by TheSpectacularOne May 7, 2009

whitie

white people

by Anonymous April 9, 2003

whitie

Glaswegian slang: To experience a moment of near-unconsciousness whilst drunk, similar to a near-death experience but without religious significance.

Ah wuz goin tae get mae hole but ah took a whitie and ended up boakin doon 'er skirt, man.

by simon January 21, 2004

Tighty Whitie Loser

i agree with the first guy tighty whites is bad for locker rooms.

im a true tighty whitie loser. once i was at my pool and i was changin so i went 2 the shower and like 4 old hairy guys came in with there grandsons so right there it was awkward i was 13 n the kids were 8 i guess so i slipped on my ass n my penis was up in the air 4 evry1 2 c wen the kids saw theyt laughed and the the old guys tried 2 help me up but insted 1 accidently touched my butt n the other 1 slipped... and his penis was on my face i mean on my face so once we were up 1 kid asked me wat happened 2 ur penis its so small then i pushed him down n put my underwear on(not tighty whites but they were like the bikini htinkgs)so the old men come over 2 me and ask me wat pouch size i m n i say large n they r like liar so i said xs which i m n they laughed so all togethr i changed next 2 6 guys naked 1 touched my butt 1 had a huige penis n it was in my face n thekids all had bigger penis than me so if you have a worse story please post it

by wedgie August 15, 2007