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The Whitesnake

Find a car, preferably with a large, phallic hood ornament. Steal/Drive the car into residential garage, close garage doors. Turn car on….procure oneself onto the hood ornament rectally, masturbate. and enjoy the carbon monoxide high…here I go again, on my own..
Sean~ "Gay dood, my friggin car is outta gas...that's the third time this week."
Jim~ "I'm a man with few needs...and The Whitesnake three to twelve times a week is one of them...besides, you're car has that weird emblem on it and it works better than my car."
Sean~ "Good point, I'm gonna be in the garage awhile."
by PatrickOMGWTFBBQ July 24, 2008
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chicago whitesock

taking your used condom and putting it on the girl's foot then telling her to take her walk of shame like that.
I totally gave her a chicago whitesock last night. The walk home must have been brutal.
by jinjabread_man February 24, 2011
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whiteback

Noun.
The term for any person that has either immigrated or has ancestors that had immigrated to the U.S. legally or illegally from anywhere in Europe. Can also include immigrants from other caucasian or anglo type ancestry that have either immigrated or have ancestors that had immigrated to the U.S. legally or illegally.
Basically, this group would include anyone who is not either Black, Red, or Yellow in racial origin.
(Keep in mind that their are only four original races accounted for on this planet.)
"Go back to England(France, Spain, Kazakhstan, Afghanistan, etc..) you whiteback son-of-a..."
"Those damn whitebacks have no business calling themselves native to this country."
by douche bagelow esquire May 24, 2009
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Whiteneck

One who perceives the world through a opaque lens of traditional white hegemony; but using a typically unrealistic liberal mindset,

Variations:
Emo white neck: Heard to say, "Conformists suck", but then they all dress the same way
Democrat white neck: believes in abortion, especially when subsidizing them for "those" people
Vege-white neck: So spoiled that they can (unlike 98% of the world) actually choose to ignore entire levels of the food pyramid and still have enough to eat
Guilty White neck: self-loathing version of whitenecks who actually believe when liberals say that America has done more harm than good.
Corporate white neck: Makes tons of money and votes democrat hoping that politicians will take more money from them so they feel better about helping others
Most owners of corporations are whitenecks who are too dumb to figure out how to help others through targeted charities and so, trusts politicians to be their conscience.
by Red Juventud August 9, 2013
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whitejacked

When a person (pedestrain white guy) who has no (local) street cred or rep. Deals on the street and gets a bad deal or ripped off.
They whitejacked me like I was some boy who had never been on the street.
by rustafar October 16, 2008
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Whiteblack

When your white but your being respected by the black community, or “invited to the cookout.” But your not mixed.
She’s not white, she’s Whiteblack.
TayMoney is whiteblack.
by kir <3 . August 27, 2021
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Whiteneck

Some one who thinks they are a Redneck but just live in a rural area. They tend to wear aeropostale jeans and t-shirts with doc martin boots
by Rovimon April 26, 2015
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