whitlian

He is the best ever he’s DROP DEAD GORGEOUS!!! he’s caring he’s the best at basketball and football he’s so sweet and he’s my boyfriend

Whitlian is such Drop dead Gorgeous and so sweet

by Bellthebest_atsports February 6, 2025

whiteaglians

One or more people(s) hailing from the community of {White Eagle}. These people are rather stuck up and rude considering they live on a golf course they really have nothing to be angry about.

Damn those fucking whiteaglians really know how to piss people off

by Dwaneyman July 3, 2007

Whittling your twig

masturbating.

You've been whittling your twig!

by tengowood August 18, 2009

Whittlin

When a dude jerks off into a tea cup.

'Dude, Johnny's at home whittlin' again...'
'How do you know?'
'He keeps leaving all the tea cups laying around'

by jayare25 May 4, 2013

Whitling

To masturbate furiously and compulsively to the point of despondent self-loathing and general hatred of the world.

Watching LeBron James leave the Miami Heat causes David to tearfully whitling for several days.

by TheRealBandit September 17, 2020

Whiteland

Little ass town in Indiana home to school threats and fat fucks in Ford F-150's that beat their wives. If you don't see a confederate flag, Ford F-150, Mustang, or a Punisher bumper sticker on your way to work then that means the area got nuked. The rent in the area is cheap af because people don't do shit besides fish or get drunk. They also like to complain at McDonald's because the cashier took too long and its "not their job" to push buttons at a kiosk. All in all not the worst place in the world but definitely not one where you would see Tom Cruise

"Yo have you guys seen John?"
"Nah he on his Whiteland boy shit"

by DrakeIsMid December 8, 2021

Whittlan

annoying fag

Jesus hes been talking for ages! Damn Whittlan

by koolkidfs April 25, 2022