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whitey sense

The uneasy feeling minorities get when they sense a large number of white people in their immediate vicinity.

Derived from Spiderman's "Spidey Sense" a.k.a. the feeling he gets when he senses impending danger.
As Malik and Jose walked by Starbucks, they felt their whitey sense tingle.
by Fernando Longhorn February 27, 2011
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Beat Whitey Night

An incident that involved a group of 30-40 blacks running around the Iowa State Fair attacking whites while yelling 'Its Beat Whitey Night!'

So far, its being investigated, but no one knows whether or not it was racially provoked(Aside from anyone that isnt brainwashed.). Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson havent said a word of it, nor has the Media for the most part.
Did you hear about what happened at the fair?

No, what?

Some blacks ran around assaulting white citizens! They were yelling Beat Whitey Night!

Wow!
by Landon_11 August 31, 2010
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tightey-whiteys

With his nice buns, Johnny Vince makes even tightey-whiteys look good.
by kenyon December 12, 2003
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Whiteying

A term used to describe a state (commonly during cannibis smoking) where a person crosses the point of being pleasantly stoned and is overcome by sickness and a deep emotional downward spiral. The person becomes withdrawn, pale, shaky, and vomits, sometimes continuing to do so until they are only dry wretching. They may be unresponsive or unusually stubborn, refusing any offer of help and preferring to stay lying down or slouched in the vomitting positition until the whitey passes.

To some, whiteying is seen as the ultimate stoner faux-pas, a sign of weakness or inexperience; but in truth it can affect anyone whether they are an experienced toker or not. Some believe it is the result of smoking too much in too short a space of time, or of smoking on an empty stomach, or of having a low blood sugar level.
"I shouldn't have passed that bong to Steve. He's been whiteying in the corner for the past half hour."
by ShedYourSkin October 15, 2009
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whitey merchant

; someone who is sick evertime they drink alcohol
'you are a whitey merchant
by oink234 December 10, 2007
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Whitey Maid

This is the 'Whitey Victim''s bitch who is roped into looking after the poor stoner who's 'hit white', often because they threw up in their house and the 'Whitey Maid' is forced to clean it up because the Victim is too lazy.
On the night - 'Jayk, clean up your sick!'

'Nah, I'm gonna sleep instead.'
Days later - 'Jayk, you whitey victim!'

'Shut up Josh, you were my whitey maid!'
by Cayk September 25, 2010
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whiley coyote

The act of inserting your thumb in a girls anus in an attempt to distract her from the fact you ran out of dick to fuck her with
Johnathan: bro, i heard you and Jessica went at it last night. How was it?
Patrick: dude, that girl had one fat ass on her, i had to give her the ole whiley coyote.
Johnathan: damn man did she notice?
Patrick: nah man i shoved my thumb so far up her ass she didnt rralize a thing.
by Medley0575 March 6, 2016
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