whatever

"i don't give a shit", and "fuck you", especially when sent as a txt message

or

"that's bull"

jimmy to carol via txt: "hey did you hear a.b the gig my band is playing this friday?"
carol: "whatever"

by alphap6k May 11, 2009

it’s whatever

a phrase someone will say when something bothers them and they don’t want to talk about it or don’t want it to seem like they care

person : “i’m so sorry , i didn’t mean it . please talk to me”
me : “it’s fine , it’s whatever”

by hanadoganiii May 27, 2019

Whatever sinks your ship

A sarcastic variation of the phrase whatever floats your boat. Used in place of 'whatever floats your boat' when someone's preferences are harmful or you simply disagree with them.

Sammy: You should break up with Lex, she treats you like shit all the time.

Mark: Haha, she doesn't mean it. She only teases me cuz she likes me.

Sammy: Yeah... whatever sinks your ship, man.

by Shooter McHeroin November 20, 2017

whatevermarco

According to the minecraft speedrunner TheeSizzler, whatevermarco, also known as Marco or MA21, is the best speedrunner of the minecraft version 1.7, in the subversion 1.7.2. Also, is a former WR Holder for the other minecraft series game, Minecraft: Bedrock edition

did you hear how whatevermarco got yet another sub 25 run?

by icecream222 January 29, 2021

Whatever fits your tits

A variant of "whatever floats your boat" with a slightly sexual connotation.
Originated in a land called Studio City.

girl 1 - "Being called a drunk beezy makes me soo aroused"
girl 2- "... Yeah, whatever fits your tits"

by $ dawg 'n T dawg March 20, 2010

whatever you say

You say this in response to something someone tells you that isn't true nevertheless they want you to believe what it is they're lying about.

Him: Even though I clearly said Millennial, I am not a millennial. I honestly just have a foot-up-the-nose disorder. It's a very serious medical condition.

You: Whatever you say bro!

by He-ro December 6, 2018

or whatever

Or Whatever: Two words tacked on, often needlessly, to the end of a sentence when you feel you need to say something more/the sentence you just spoke was rather idiotic, but can't think of anything off the top of your head to say.

Hey, your jacket is, like, really pink or whatever.

by Neeeeeeeeeeeecole October 5, 2004