Goldberg Website

n. A website that is deliberately designed to use too many computer resources to do a simple task, usually causing browser crashes and freezes.

Named after Rube Goldberg's "Goldberg Machines."

Man, my browser has spent most of its time locked up ever since YouTube became a Goldberg Website.

by The Ceej February 16, 2013

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merriam-webstraculate

The act of spouting off technical terms out of fear when one is caught in a lie of a scholarly nature.

The senator,after being called out for not knowing the details of a proposed law, began to merriam-webstraculate to conceal his complete ignorance.

by killercut20 January 15, 2018

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Wolf Webster

A wizard 101 character, who fights and saves his kingdom

Hand over thou rations “Wolf Webster”

by Slrky February 11, 2022

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Fall Back Website

Whenever you're on a website you probably shouldn't be on or are embarrassed to be on and have another normal website tabbed.

Ginny was watching female porn on her computer while her roommate was out, but had MySpace tabbed for her fall back website in case her roommate came in unexpectedly.

by ClosetBisexual May 21, 2009

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A sexual ritual where one individual (the Strawberry) faces ass out on the bed with pink lipstick around the anus and has googly eyes on each butt cheek. During this sacred ritual you must play the song "Strawberry Kisses" and shake your ass accordingly. The other party will then partake in a light kissing of the asslips while the Strawberry honks on their crack pipe.

My baby surprised me with the Nikki Webster tonight, it was so sweet.

by Pound of Pleasure September 1, 2018

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