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Weiner Blast Beat

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A blast beat performed using one's penis in lieu of a drum stick. The penis is usually used to hit the snare drum.
Most deathcore bands are gay and usually employ a weiner blast beat
by Festive_Lotus May 22, 2014
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Suck My Weiner

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Something a little kid says when he's mad at somebody but doesn't want to get tattled on for swearing.
Gregory:"Suck my weiner, butthead."

Joey:"Eat my booty hole, bitch."

Gregory: "You said the B word, I'm telling..."
by Mr. bIG D May 27, 2015
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Decent Weinering

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When the results of your sexual encounter leave a girl sightly satisfied, and you're mutually okay with it. She's had better for sure, but your "performance" in the 5-7 minute session somewhat made it worth her time. She won't be telling her friends about it, and that's probably for the best.
"Yeah, we still talk every now and then. I gave her a decent weinering, so we're cool".
by zhoenixx November 27, 2017
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weiner crevice

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When spooning, the buttocks crack in which the penis is nestled comfortable(enjoyable for both the spoon and the filling).
Bridget: Pat, want to spoon?
Pat: Sure I want to be the filling.
Bridget: NO! I'm the filling you're the spoon.
*begin to spoon*
Bridget: What are you doing?
Pat: I'm putting me weiner in the Weiner Crevice.
Bridget: Okay!
by pat and bridget November 29, 2006
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Weeping Cyclops

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Weeping Cyclops-
(Verb)-
The act of poking one's eye out and ejaculating below the functional eye, creating a stream of "tears".
(Noun)-
One whose eye has a trail of semen, similar to that of tears, to the bottom of their cheek.
"So are you gonna make her a into Weeping Cyclops tonight?"
by BleuMoon February 5, 2010
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weiner stand

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when a man can support his body's weight by balancing himself using only his penis. "
"I was doing cock push-ups and got stuck in a full on weiner stand."
by Rim Tobbs May 31, 2018
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Necktie Weiner

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When you're wearing a suit jacket and tie and sit down but don't unbutton the jacket and the bottom portion of the necktie forms a pseudo-weenis.
William didn't unbutton his jacket and he's got about a three-inch necktie weiner.
by TheCasm May 30, 2016
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