well hard

A term used in the United Kingdom that means tough.

Nigel is a well hard lad who grew up in the rough parts of Sheffield.

by RedBeard53 January 23, 2013

well.

what you say when you don’t know what else to say

chris: i like another girl

mary: well.

by chriskimlover12 October 20, 2019

douche wellington

A prestigious douche of a high upbringing.

Douche Wellington will be hosting a Saturday night soiree at his estate.

by buhtsecks November 24, 2013

wellness advocate

Someone who's balls deep in a pyramid scheme and thinks they can cure any ailment with essential oils or pink drinks.

As a Wellness Advocate I can assure you that this $70 bottle of oil of oergano will cure your child of any disease and won't give them autism like vaccines.

by OnyxandCake May 6, 2018

Roll of Wallpaper

Alternative phrase to Boxing glove on the end of a swans neck when describing a man who is well endowed in the trouser department

Woman in pub - So then, tell me why I should go on a date with your friend Dave?

Man in pub - Because love, he has a cock like a roll of wallpaper!

by blurtworth January 7, 2011

get well

When a heroin addict/junkie is dope sick (is going through withdrawals) because he's out of heroin, hasn't done it in a while or forgot to save a wake up for the morning—then Pedro comes by with a bag of smack and the junkie smokes, snorts or shoots his dope—a few minutes later the dope sickness wears off and the junkie was able to get well.

"Damn, I'm dope sick—Pedro better get here soon cause I need to get well, like NOW."

Nickie was fixing a bag of smack for me so I could get well.

I was dope sick so Shawna came over with a bag of dope and got me well.

by Ex-Junkie September 20, 2012

Texas Wallpaper

To stick a wet, moist Kleenex tissue used to wipe up cum onto someone's wall. Texas Wallpaper is similar to that of a traditional Tissue Swipe except that in the case of Texas Wallpaper, the tissue that is used to wipe up semen and/or vaginal juices after masturbation, a handjob or after vaginal or anal coitus, one sticks the tissue to the wall. It is imperative that the tissue still be moist or in a semi-moist state in order to stick. The allure of the Texas Wallpaper is the ability to create a wonderful display and conversation piece of multiple tissues with each tissue having its own unique story to tell. Sexual frequency clearly determines one's ability to decorate effectively with Texas Wallpaper. Texas Wallpaper was recently featured on Do It Yourself Network.

Stan blew his wet, steamy load on his girlfriend April's chest. After grabbing a tissue and wiping off his man load, Stan quickly selected a nice spot and plastered up some Texas Wallpaper. April's wall was beginning to look like a tissue paper covered float in the Texas Cavaliers River Parade.

by Eaton Holgoode March 19, 2015