Evil Weevil

A kind of weevil that is evil, stupid.

I'm am a evil weevil.

by The bees are attacking! June 19, 2003

Weevil

A vicious alien species from the Doctor Who spin-off, Torchwood, the Weevils' origins (planet, species, etc.) are unknown. The only knowledge acquired is the fact that they, like a lot of other remnants of various extra-terrestrial life and technology gathered by Torchwood, did not come to this planet on any form of ship or teleporter, but were spilled onto this planet from the dimensional rift running directly through Cardiff, Wales, where the Torchwood-3 facility (helmed by Captain Jack Harkness) is stationed to monitor and contain rift activity. Upon a Weevil's arrival, they generally migrate to the sewage systems and keep out of sight. Unfortunately, Weevils are carnivorous and tend to occassionally wander to the surface to prey on innocent victims. The Torchwood team can track the Weevils and subdue them with a patented Anti-Weevil spray before encarcerating them in the containment cells at the central hub. It was later discovered that, originating from the rift, Weevils are highly sensitive to temperal activity and can be used to detect spikes in rift anomolies that can be dangerous if left unattended.

"Let me guess: six feet tall, teeth like a shark, strength like nothing you've ever seen? What you saw was a creature from another world called a Weevil."
-Captain Jack Harkness

by razorglove1428 December 4, 2010

Weezing

The act of dismissing or hating on something e.g. a film, song, video game, book, or slang term (usually popular and mainstream) despite not having tried it, having no knowledge on it, or having any prior experience with it whatsoever. usually for the purpose of being a hipster or troll.

Guy: "Hey, wanna go see the new Star Wars?"

Hipster: "UGH, not more Star Wars. I'm sick of that overrated piece of trash"

Guy: "Have you seen any Star Wars movies?"

Hipster: " GOD NO! Like I would waste my time watching that overrated boring cheesy garbage! I am WAY above it."

Guy: "Dude stop Weezing!"

by JustThatGuyOnUrbanDictionary September 5, 2016

weeviling

a sexual practice commonly performed by men with a small penis

i couldn't believe that suzanne didnt laugh as neil was weeviling her!

by dan85 April 3, 2008

Weezist

A person who hates the band Weezer.

"Michal is a Weezist"

by The Weezist February 9, 2022

acorn weevil

silly bug with a silly nose

“connor loves acorn weevils”

by d1e October 13, 2021

white pine weevil

a wiley little bastard that will get into your white pine stand and fuck shit up. They can grow up to 12 feet tall and 40 feet long but grow incredibly slowly and need to be left undisturbed for thousands of years to reach that height. Human death from white pine weevil is rare but has happened to a group of austrailian butt pirates who were using a white pine dildo infested with weevil.

Derek don't boof that white pine would get a white pine weevil in there.

by Mike Baker the bakedster August 27, 2012