the weeps

The state of being sad or depressed a couple days after smoking weed. Usually only lasts a few days

Hey man, Is Mike okay? He looked pretty sad yesterday
Yeah, It's just the weeps. It'll pass

by Rachel M(Brown Power) May 22, 2016

tug and a weep

To masturbate and then cry afterwards. From the infamous Chris Akabusi stories.

Expressing the sad state of your life ie all you have to look forward to is a wank and feeling sorry for yourself at the lack of pussy you have in your life.

I'm staying in tonight and having a tug and a weep.

I would got out and check out some poontang but instead im tugging and weeping.

by goatlickerman June 12, 2009

you sleep, you weep

It's like "you snooze, you lose" but better

Alex: "FUCK! You ate the last piece of cake!"
Dan: "You sleep, you weep"

by woror October 3, 2017

Weesht

Scottish word meaning 'shut up'. Used commonly in Glasgow, Highland, etc.

"Mum? Mummy? Mummy?! MUMMY?!"
"Weesht, I'm working."

by crazy.wild.free May 11, 2012

weesnaw

What Spongebob Squarepants has said in an episode.

Spongebob : No Mr. Krabs.. that was uhh just me doing my imitation of Mystery. Weesnaw.

Mr. Krabs : Well then.. keep working on it,cause it's terrible.

(Those probably weren't the exact words but it's as close as I can remember.)

by shuffles August 5, 2006

webspank

verb:
to be slapped with the “admonishment screen” by your corporate server, when attempting to view a social marketing or shopping website (i.e., Facebook, Myspace, Youtube, Ebay)

noun:
your punishment for attempting to access social marketing or shopping websites (see webspank, verb) while at the office

verb:
Kristen: I was trying to see if Johnny broke up with his baby-momma on Facebook, but I was webspanked by the company server.

noun:

Nancy: I received a thorough webspanking from the company server when I tried to watch Ray-J’s sex video on Youtube.

by DHAMMER October 14, 2009

Weeping radish

A mushroom stamp slapped so hard it makes her cry.

Sophie was getting mouthy so Matt gave her a weeping radish to quiet her down.

by Wrangler25 July 26, 2010