Weet-A-Bitch

The act of slaping a dry weetabix across the face of your partner during sex.

Bro i so Weet-A-Bitched this chick last night.

by Kali arnis June 5, 2009

weedternity

1. so, like, when you're smokin' like a BUNCH. Well... the elapse in time between smokin' like that 'one too much' hit, and the time you realize that you were staring at the ceiling fan for the past minute, but you felt like you had watched that white light for like EVER!

2. When you're sitting and two minutes pass but it felt like three billion years due to you being completely toastered.

ANONYMOUS STONER: 'whoa!!, what time is it?! man i just felt like I spent a weedternity watchin' that lamp... thing!'

by stoners-anonymous July 26, 2009

Weeta Weet

When you are called 'Weeta Weet' it means there couldn't be anyone as cute as you.

You are called this by someone who purely adores you and could at any given moment clobber you with hugs & kisses.

Often used with an excited raspy voice at a quick pace to express excitement & endearment at once.

Children are especially little Weeta Weets.

Everyone wants to be a Weeta Weet to someone.

Hey, it's my Weeta Weet!! Come here Weeta Weet!!

I love you little Weeta Weet.

by Wootakiss December 19, 2016

weetawd

just a dumber way to say retard

hey you’re a weetawd! hehehehehe

by emmi:) February 24, 2019

weebtron

A person (most likely a male) who is so engulfed in his weeb ways that he has surpassed human courtesy and has become more of a robot than a man.

“He is such a weeb, he can’t even have a human conversation anymore”
“He’s becoming a weebtron”

by Camcupcake04 April 16, 2021

Weebtoon

Anime and webtoons enjoyed by “Weebs” and others.

Mom: are you watching a Weebtoon? What is that?
Kids: What? Do you mean Webtoon? You misread it but that is Awesome!
This needs to be a thing!

by Goofy4610 May 8, 2023

eeto my weeto

eat my dick

jake: the earth is flat idiot
josh: eeto my weeto flat earther

by weetoman1987 January 8, 2021